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Quote: TEXAS (CNN) -- In light of recent terrorist attacks, the Department of Homeland Security has issued a ban on all sales and distribution of the 1997 hit video game, Final Fantasy VII
The game involves the main character, Cloud Strife, planting bombs in power plants in a heavily populated city. The protagonist works with the terrorist group "Avalanche" bombing locations throughout the beginning of the game.
The decision was made only hours after the bombing of a chemical plant in Fort Worth, Texas. The FBI is still hot on the trails of the culprit, going by the hacker alias "frootloops". An FBI spokesperson told CNN at the time that investigators have already seized equipment in the culprits house, but frootloops was nowhere to be found. "Upon confiscation of the equipment, we found a large collection of child pornography on the culprits hard drive." said the FBI spokesperson.
President Bush has already indicated he's opposed to Square-Enix role playing games. "Mario doesn't blow up power plants" Bush said on thursday. Mario was unavailible for comment.
Parenting groups are also up in arms against the game. "These 'role playing games' are teaching our children to use magic and summon demons, they're destroying our childrens future and making them worship satan. We can't allow this to continue." Various forms of Magic have been a staple of every game in the Final Fantasy series dating back to Final Fantasy released in 1990 for the Nintendo Entertainment System. "It's almost as bad as Harry Potter!" A parent who wishes to remain anonymous said.
Sen. Hillary Clinton also is highly opposed to the game.
"First Grand Theft Auto, and now this. I'm starting to think we should just ban all video games. Final Fantasy VII is an awful game, and should have never been created in the first place. I mean, look at the size of Tifa's breasts! They're destroying our childrens future. The problem of explicit video games is spiraling out of control." Clinton wrote in a letter to the head of the Federal Trade Commission. Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment.
Wal-Mart Stores Inc., Target Corp., Best Buy Co. and Circuit City Stores Inc. have pulled the game from their shelves following the recent ban. | here we go again...   | 11-02-2005, 08:46 AM | | Lead Gaming News Editor Assface | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 125 Points: 35,878.26 Bank: 100.00 Total Points: 35,978.26 Donate | | I have not heard anything, so this gotta be a joke, it would suck if they actually banned it tho.  | 11-03-2005, 05:55 PM |  | Bitcherator I'm on steroids | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Buttsecks, NY Posts: 340 Points: 57,955.18 Bank: 77.97 Total Points: 58,033.15 Donate | | | Yeah, that would suck balls...haha I thought it was real the first time before I read the reply | 11-14-2005, 03:36 PM | | Ali3n New Douchebag | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1 Points: 83.00 Bank: 25.00 Total Points: 108.00 Donate | | | Yet another example of ignorance among politicians
And we let these morons govern our country?
This has got to be a joke. Though I wouldn't be surprised if it did happen. | 11-14-2005, 03:50 PM | | Ali3n New Douchebag | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1 Points: 85.00 Bank: 25.00 Total Points: 110.00 Donate | | | no way this is true if there gonna ban it just for that then they would ban holo2 and all games like it for the assault game | 11-14-2005, 04:17 PM | | Ali3n New Douchebag | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2 Points: 91.00 Bank: 25.00 Total Points: 116.00 Donate | |  THIS IS FAKE!! (snopes.com)
This news is completely and utterly fake. Snopes confirmed this. Anyone who believes this needs to get in a time machine and go back to 1998 when people actually cared. Anyway. Just letting everyone know this is FAKE. and shouldnt even be thought about. go here: http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/u...6;t=001102;p=0 (forum discussing the fake news and the mock cnn setup.) Back to planting those bombs in the power plant... | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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